Memo to TV advertisers

from the Random Pixels home office:

-Remember that you are a guest in my home, so please conduct yourself accordingly.

-Also remember that I can make you go away as fast as you appeared. Use catch phrases like "It's my my money and I want it now," or "Activ-on, apply directly to the forehead," and you're gone!

-Classy and tasteful presentations work best.

-Beautifully photographed