Proof that water and alcohol don't mix

A couple of incidents from the weekend police blotter prove that water and alcohol don't mix. And that you shouldn't go swimming in your boxer shorts.
DANIA BEACH — After hours of celebrating at his own backyard birthday party, Timothy Jordan offered to bet $50 that he could swim across the broad canal that runs behind his home.

"No one took him up on it," said Eddie Jean King, Jordan's partner