Money

Concerned of Cliftonwood writes:

STUDENTS: This is why you need to get a job and start earning some money.

Not only will it buy you a Porsche and a personalised number plate (P10NNR in this case) but look: the super-privileged get their own parking space outside Waitrose on the Triangle too. Handily, the double yellows stop anybody else parking there.

Update: Custom plate may be P10RNN. Thanks to Paddy for the correction!