According to Digital Spy, Michelle and Ciaran (played by Kym Marsh and Keith Duffy) are due to have a bit of a fling on Coronation Street, and "steamy scenes" have already been filmed. Sorry, but "yeuch".
The thought of this pair getting it on, steamily or otherwise, leaves me cold. Don't get me wrong - I love Ciaran. He deserves a decent storyline AND a decent love interest. Michelle's okay but just the wrong person for Ciaran, in my opinion. No. It should be ME, ME, ME!!
I think I'll do a Mary and buy a camper van. I'll get her recipe for hot chocolate with "just a hint of brandy" and set myself up outside Granada studios. When Ciaran/Keith walks past, I'll open the camper door, stick me leg out "accidentally" and whisk him off to Howarth. Job done - thanks for the tips, Mary!