I married my mother award: Gold Star: Steve. Does anyone else think Becky's new hair looks a lot like Liz's current style?I want to go back to jail award: Iron star: Stape of course. (Kidnapping wasn't bad enough, let's try identity theft.)
Shallow crisis du jour award: Tin star: Rosie flouncing because her fella wasn't a footballer after all.
High Noon award: Gold Star: Rita and Audrey glaring daggers at each other and sniping insults.
Irony of the week award: Bryan, Stapid's boss urging him to "just be himself."
Ordinary but sexy award: Gold Star: Jason! (Personally, I'd choose Trevor)
Desperation isn't pretty award: Gold Star: Natasha salivating and babbling after NickSilver Star: Graeme persuing Natasha and Rosie.
Well that didn't work out as planned: Beer Star: Graeme. Being spontaneous with both Rosie and Natasha at the same time! Oops. Just call him the Master.
Idiot award: Gold Star: Stapid...(for many things but in particular, your new boss comes to visit, drinks two bottles of wine with you and you let him drive home???)
Lines of the Week:
Michelle to Ryan: "Is this connected to the mood I see before me?"
Stape: "What harm would I be doing?" (Doh)
Deirdre: "It can't be easy for Fiz living with someone that's never satisfied." Ken: "I won't ask you how you know that."
Michelle: "Did you eat your mam out of house and home?" Graeme: "No, I set fire to it"