Palin to Address Alcohol Sellers Conference in Vegas

Today, the Crazy Woman (the crazy woman on the left side of the picture, not the right) told Glenn Beck - at first - that she didn't have a favorite founding father of the USA. Eventually, she settled on George Washington, because he stuck to the job at hand.

Yeah, right, CW. You voluntarily took a dishonorable discharge from the people of Alaska to go out and line your pockets rather nicely, as you further divide the comity of our country. You should fucking read some George Washington. I have three biographies of him. You only have to drive ten miles to get them. I'll loan them to you, if you promise to bring them back. He didn't think like you do.

I think Palin's real favorite founding father was Samuel Adams, the brewer (or maltster, depending on who you believe). He isn't generally regarded as one of the true FF's, though. Although her office is yet to confirm it (we've been here several times before, folks) :

The Wine and Liquor Wholesalers of America said Tuesday that Sarah Palin will deliver the keynote address at their annual convention, to be held in Las Vegas in April, CNN reports.

In Palin's Glenn Beck appearance today, she references several times about how leaders need to sacrifice. Maybe that can be the theme of her keynote address to the W&LWofA. Maybe she can convince the founders of the W&LWofA to move their convention to Bethel, Alaska.