There's a sign at the Golf Course Cafe in Ashton Court
No Muddy Bikers, Please, Or Any One With Muddy Clothes To Use The Seats In The Cafe.Helps Us To Keep It Nice For Everyone.Thank You For Your Co-operation.
Some people may think the sign is incorrect, it should say "keeps it nice for everyone else", but remember: cyclists of all forms are underpeople, and do not count. They should be grateful that they are allowed in to buy cups of tea to be consumed outside.