1. Deirdre Barlow gets a toy-boy and plays her harmonica again. Preferably both things to happen in the same episode, please.2. Lembit Opik joins the cast as Frescho's new manager and has a fling with Rosie Webster.
3. Spider pops back to see his Aunty Em.
4. Norris gets intimate with Mary's muu-muu.
5. Gail and Eileen finally stop fighting and release their inner lesbians to each other across the cobbles.6. Rita leads a sing-a-long.
7. Graeme gets a job at the Rovers' as a transvestite barmaid.
8. Ashley goes on an assertiveness course and finally plucks up enough courage to ask Claire for his balls back from her handbag.
9. Roy and Hayley get properly wed and adopt a really cool kid.
10. Rosie Webster gets pregnant with David Platt's child.
What would your fantasy Corrie storyline be for 2010?