Cheeky fashion don't!: Rosie. It's bad enough that she exposes more skin than you see in the Playboy Mansion, and cheeky...it's nearly up that high, But that slogan? Wow! Nearly choked on me cocoa! Mrs. Robinson award: Michelle for not even noticing that Ben had a crush on her until he kissed her.
Psychic texting award: Kevin. He sent Molly a text saying he couldn't get away and nanoseconds later we see him coming out the door with his hands full of luggage.
Sent to Coventry award: Carla. "I knew Tony was a killer. Ooops, did I forget to say?"
Coward award: Gold Star: Kevin had Molly alone in the garage and in the motel and still bottled out of telling her about going to Paris for the weekend. It's all about getting your leg over. Nothing else matters. Pratt.
Silver Star: Carla for running away and not going to the police in the first place or the second place and letting Tony manipulate her.
The way to a man's heart is through his curiosity gene: Gold Star: Tina for luring Norris into taking Graeme's window cleaning round so he can be nosy.
Guilty as Charged M'Lud: Kirk... He's such a terrible liar! (the football and the window)
Put down "Win" of the week: Hayley really laid one on Carla. With a few quiet words she directed Carla to her husband when Carla asked for her to be her friend.
Lines of the week:Graeme "These Breeches are the work of Satan!"
Michelle to Carla "The first face my nephew saw was his father's murderer. That's what you've got to live with"
Tina to Norris "God Forbid a young lad's livelihood should get in the way of your social life."
Norris "They've gone for the dysfunctional family angle. Not short of material"
Steve to Dev "She needs to see a pathetic shell of a man, not a lover-man and lose the foliage"
Michelle about Carla "She thinks of no one but herself" (pot? kettle?)
Sally to Kevin "It's our little secret. It's like we're having an affair!" (*gulp*)