Performance of the week: Gold Star: Tyrone! Singing Tom Jones' version of Prince's Kiss in karaoke mode!
Silver Star: Jesse and Sean as the Ugly Stepsisters!
Bossy mare award: Claire. bossing Ashley, bossing Becky, bossing Sean, reaming out Ashley for having not one but two glasses of wine on Christmas day (also their anniversary). It's all about her. Charitable Heart, Claire!
Selfish/Stroppy mare award: Gold star:: Molly. She's getting more and more uppity with Kevin. She finished it, smacked him when he came crawling and then thought they could still be together eventually if Sally wasn't terminal.
Silver Star: Tina getting all in a snit about Jason not telling her he's not actually divorced, getting drunk, insulting Zoe, shouting at David, trying to drive drunk, then going to town and snogging a stranger for revenge.
Night and Day award: NuNick (Ben Price). What a difference from Adam Rickett!
Good parent award: Eileen gushing over Jason, and trying to fix his love life
Don't mess with the Betster award: Roy Cropper. Never, Ever imply that Betty was less than word perfect as Fairy Godmother! Especially not while standing on a ladder within her arms' reach!
Stage Fright award: Gold Star Amy .... "Bollocks!" (and even then, she only managed one word! I worry about that child, I really do!)
Silver Star: Graeme getting looped on painkillers and voddy to get through the night and ending up face down passed out in Liz's bed!
Really bad timing award: Gold Star: Kevin and Molly. Kevin finally decided to leave his family and got side lined by Sally's bad news. He had to race to tell Molly not to tell Ty she was leaving him.
Lines of the Week:
Kevin to Molly "It's finished. It was a stupid game. We've just had the biggest wakeup call.... My wife's got cancer. So this 'us', it's nothing. It's less than nothing. My wife needs me. Go on... grow up!" (HO YUSS!!! 7.9 million people punch the air and cheer Kevin Webster!)
Deirdre (after the end of the panto and Amy's outburst), "Well.... it was different" Ken "At least it was for charity" Eileen "Maybe they could give some money to the Tourette's fund" (*snork*)
Sophie about Rosie "If she don't come, people might actually look at me" (10 times the woman Rosie is, isn't she?)
Ryan to Sophie "I disagreed with your boyfriend making a pass at my mother"
Nick "I want to see you again!" Tina "You can't. That just won't happen" (Oh hiya Gail, um. gulp. Nick...?)
Joe about David "He was never cute!"
Stay tuned for next week's edition. It will be the "awards of the year" version!