Deep Thoughts - With Starshine

A recent conversation with Starshine, transcribed here for your enjoyment. So, er, enjoy:

Starshine: "Hey Mom! We should get a platypus!"

Me: "Really? Why?"

Starshine: "Because then we wouldn't have to buy milk anymore!"

Me: "..."

Starshine: "Didn't you know that a platypus sweats milk?"

Me: "Holy Gag Reflex, Batboy, that's disgusting."

Starshine: "I think the word you're looking for is useful."