Water usage declines by... 13.5%

Water usage in Israel has dropped by 13.5% this summer, as Israelis attempt to avoid a NIS 20 ($5) surcharge per cubic meter over their allotments as a result of a drought caused partly by government negligence. The government has been taxing the bejoobles out of water and broadcasting scary toilet-flushing sounds with pretty Israeli women warning how every toilet flush contributes to the