Zero tolerance requires zero brains


A 15-year-old girl in Pennsylvania has been suspended from middle school after a random search disclosed an eyebrow shaver in her handbag.

I guess that will teach her a lesson. She must be a troublemaker:
She's a Girl Scout and a member of the school's basketball team, choir and leadership team.
Apparently she doesn't understand the importance of zero tolerance for weapons -
The teen said she doesn't consider the eyebrow trimmer a weapon.
Perhaps it will do her good to spend a day at home and ponder her misdeed -
She's going to be expelled for the rest of this year AND 45 days next year.
I give up. This is classic WTF material.

Via Fark. This is not her eyebrow - it's just a random eyebrow. Photo credit to Patrick T. Power.