1. Death By Chocolate isn't just a fancy dessert.
2. Somebody, somewhere, sued when it was found that their copious consumption of dark chocolate was directly responsible for their fifty pound weight gain.
3. The high concentration of anti-oxidants in dark chocolate reverse the signs of aging--eat too much and you're Benjamin Button.
4. Joan Rivers eats three bars a day. (See #3 for her reason.)
5. Causes giddy euphoria directly linked to the mystifying popularity of Britney Spears, reality television starring C list has-beens, and pants with phrases embroidered across the buttocks.
6. It's a confirmed fact that substituting dark chocolate M&M's for regular M&M's during writer's sessions gave us such cinematic gems as Gigli and Glitter.
7. Reverse Psychology: Tell a woman she can't consume an entire chocolate bar in one sitting and see how long it takes her to defy you.
8. Research held in long-buried files located somewhere in Area 51 prove that excessive eating of dark chocolate transforms the consumer into a human-alien hybrid. (see #4)
9. NASA recently discovered a link between Superman's powers and an unusually high daily intake of dark chocolate.
10. Three words: Accelerate colon cleansing
And that's your Friday Top Ten list for the day, folks. Go forth and consume dark chocolate!
