"People tell me I look like Matt Damon"

I suppose there's no way ever to know whether a Craigslist ad is valid or a spoof.

Yesterday a 35-year-old man posted a request to meet a Christian woman "looking to serve her man." He indicated that he was not picky but did have some minor wishlists, including that the woman must be not a witch, not be more than half Hispanic, must have a job, and would never vote for Obama.

Whether he looks like Matt Damon, is a matter for debate (but not a long debate)...