'Moderate' recipient of $900 million in US aid still doesn't recognize Israel

The 'good terrorists' of the 'moderate' Fatah movement - who are slated to receive $900 million in aid from the United States to compensate them for being so 'reasonable' while wearing their 'Palestinian Authority' baseball caps - still do not recognize Israel, according to a senior figure's statement on 'Palestinian' television last night. Muhamed Dahlan, the former head of Fatah's 'security