Me: "Jameson, you need to come eat."
-no response-
Me: "Jameson, you need to come eat!"
-no response-
Me: "JAMESON, YOU NEED TO COME EAT!!"
Jameson: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was just OBSESSED with the television"
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"MOMMY, I think I'm getting a moustache...I FEEL IT!!"
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"Daddy, I know how to get the girls to like you. FIRST, you gotta get hair on your arms. THEN, you gotta get muscles. I've already got hair on my arms, I just have to get me some muscles, now!"
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"Mommy, I know what I want to do when I grow up. I wanna pick up trash and cigarettes on the side of the road like THAT guy!" (as he pointed to the
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"Mommy, why do your legs feel so prickly??"
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