Israel obeys The One

The IDF announced this morning that it obeyed The One.No, unfortunately, not God. Israel obeyed the new US President Barack Hussein Obama. As ordered, Israel withdrew all of its troops from the Gaza Strip so as not to spoil the party going on in Washington.All the troops except for one:Morons.UPDATE 5:56 PMThe New York Times manages to report this story without any mention of Obama (Hat Tip: