I've managed to get some secret photographs from the recent test of our new, almost ready, anti-missile system. If I tell you how I got them, I'll have to - you know how the rest of the line goes.....
The seemingly innocent-looking Kim Jong-Il Golf and Country Club, located in the hills outside of Pyongyang:
But a brave spy, who paid for this picture with his life, shows how the site can quickly be converted into a dangerous launch site for weapons of mass destruction:
The yet unfinished Kodiak ABM Launch Site, and the North Korean site:
Personnel at Kodiak prepare to launch:
The hot American missile hits the North Korean base. Another brave spy gave his life taking this picture, as the missile exploded, destroying the site and all of Kim Jong-Il's nefarious plans, just a millisecond later:
Hat tip to special agent Ishmael Melville