Alaska GOP to Alaska Voters - "Vote for Ted, "Cause He Can't"

“We need to continue to support Sen. Stevens. We need to vote for him because a vote for him is a vote for a conservative candidate, a Republican who best represents the interests and beliefs of Alaskans. … We don’t know what happens in the future. But if you don’t want Mark Begich, you vote for Ted Stevens.”

- McHugh Pierre, chief spokesman for the Alaska Republican Party.

Q: I was convicted of a felony, but have served my time and am on probation. Can I register to vote?

A: No. A convicted felon may not register to vote unless unconditionally discharged from custody. When you are no longer on probation, a copy of your discharge papers will allow you to register.

- that's from the State of Alaska Division of Elections web site.

“This is a sad day for Alaska and for Sen. Stevens and his family. The verdict shines a light on the corrupting influence of the big oil service company that was allowed to control too much of our state. … As governor of the state of Alaska, I will carefully monitor this situation and take any appropriate action as needed. In the meantime, I ask the people of Alaska to join me in respecting the workings of our judicial system. I’m confident Sen. Stevens will do what’s right for the people of Alaska.”

- Gov. Sarah Palin, R-Alaska

Let me see if I have this straight:

1). The chief spokesperson for the Alaska GOP is telling Alaska voters that their best choice is to vote for a convicted felon, in spite of this glaring set of facts:

Tom Anderson : Naughty Gray Bar Hotel
Bill Allen: Very, Very, Very Naughty Plead Guilty
Rick Smith: Naughty Plead Guilty
Pete Kott: Naughty and Easy Gray Bar Hotel
Bruce Weyhrauch: Naughty Indicted
John Cowdery: Naughty Indicted
Vic Kohring: Naughty Gray Bar Hotel
Ben Stevens: Very Naughty In the Bag
Ted Stevens: Very, Very Naughty and Haughty CONVICTED!
Don Young: Naughty and Rude Under Investigation and Spending $ Like Crazy
Frank Murkowski: Naughty and Slow Give 'im rope
Jim Clark: Very, Very, Very Naughty Plead Guilty

2). That felon - Ted Stevens - cannot even vote for himself next week.

3). The state's Governor, even though campaigning on a so-called "anti-corruption" platform, refuses to openly call for Stevens to step aside.

4). Stevens' conviction assures the elections of Mark Begich and Ethan Berkowitz. Ethan was probably already there, but this helps.

5). This will probably help our state races, too. Especially if we all push that idiot, McHugh Pierre's plea. Does anyone have any pictures of Palin pallin' with Pierre? If you do - send 'em to me.

6). We'll see how this effects November 5th, 2008.

I can't wait!