He stands up, moves out from behind his desk, and begins to walk.
I mean, he thinks, what is the atom mostly made up of anyway? Space!
He quickens his pace.
What am I mostly made up of? he thinks. Atoms!
He is almost at a jog now.
What is the wall mostly made up of? he thinks. Atoms! All I have to do is merge the spaces. The wall is an illusion…
Then General Stubblebine bangs his nose hard on the wall of his office.
Damn, he thinks.
General Stubblebine is confounded by his continual failure to walk through his wall...In the Special Forces Command Center, the general decides to start soft. "I'm coming down here with an idea," he begins.
The Special Forces commanders nod.
"If you have a unit operating outside the protection of mainline units, what happens if somebody gets hurt?" he says. "What happens if somebody gets wounded? How do you deal with that?"
He surveys the blank faces around the room.
"Psychic healing!" he says.
There is a silence...
General Stubblebine rifles through his bag and produces, with a flourish, bent cutlery.
"What if you could do this?" says General Stubblebine. "Would you be interested?"
There is a silence...
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The curious case of General Stubblebine
This morning I was listening to a TED talk by Richard Dawkins ("The universe is queerer than we can suppose"); during his presentation he referred to Major General Albert Stubblebine. The anecdote is included in a book entitled "The Men Who Stare at Goats". Herewith a brief excerpt: