Today's totally unnecessary story...

...comes to us from ... where else? ... the Herald!

The lede: "TV news co-anchors Cynthia Demos and Jorge Estevez laugh at each other's jokes, bring each other coffee and launch into deep conversations about diets and dating. They say the bond makes them feel happier about coming to work."Jorge and Cynthia, it turns out, are "office spouses."

Well, hold the phone and stop the presses!!