This is what Melissa the Missionary gave me when I was in Chicago. Isn't it special? Jesus is so passive and angelic, while the Romans are going about their work as though it were a routine Habitat build rather than the execution of the son of God. It's from Ethiopia. I really have no idea what to do with it. My sister suggested hanging it over the toilet, but I don't want to scare my houseguests.
(To be fair, my gift to her was a plush set of the Ten Plagues of Egypt.)