your turn

So I need a hostess gift for Melissa the Missionary, with whom I will be staying in freezing cold Chicago next week. As longtime readers know, Melissa the Missionary and I have been engaged in the Battle of the Tacky Christian Products for almost ten years now. And I need something good to get her back for the "Jingle with Joy for Jesus" bell that showed up in my mailbox awhile back.

So, gentle readers, I'm leaving it up to you. What would better thank Melissa for her generous hospitality, a 10 Plagues of Egypt toy , a Pope Cake (which is perfect since she's getting her PhD from the Catholics, but may be hard as it apparently has to be ordered from Italy), or a Praise Workout Circuit Training video?

It's too bad they don't sell Miracle Wrap by the roll. Vote early and vote often, 'cause I've got to hurry up with this.