wicked fun

Stuff White People Like is one of the funniest satirical blogs on the internet. Some of my favorite posts include:

• Traveling ("This is when they venture to...Africa. Some do it so that they can one up the white people who only go to Europe.")
• Study Abroad ("Then there is the conversation killer of studying abroad in Africa. If you studied in Africa, it is usually a good idea to keep it quiet, it will remind white people that they were too scared to go and they will feel bad. Use this only in emergencies.")
• Standing Still at Concerts ("Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.")
• Japan ("...all white people either have/will/or wished they had taught English in Japan.")
• Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops ("White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase.")
• The Sunday New York Times ("deep down, all white people are desperately trying to make their life seem like an ad for a Sub Zero refrigerator")
• Indie Music ("If you mention a band you like and the other person has heard of them, you lose. They own you. It is essential that you like the most obscure music possible.")
• Wes Anderson movies ("If a white guy takes a white girl to a Wes Anderson movie on their first date, and neither of them have seen it, they will immediately commence a relationship that is reflected in songs by Ryan Adams and Bright Eyes.")