Nasrallah threatens Israel, declares 'open war'

Afraid of pishing in his pants if he's seen in public, Hezbullah sheikh Hassan Nasrallah threatened Israel via a videotaped eulogy played at Imad Mugniyah's funeral in Beirut today. "You have killed Hajj Imad outside the natural battlefield," Nasrallah said in remarks directed at Israel. Hezbollah has long contended it only fights Israel within Lebanon and along their common border."You have