another burrito

You've gotta love it when the candidates try to appeal directly to Texans. Especially when they realize that our high holy day is two days before the primaries. Here's what I've learned so far:

Hillary Clinton works as hard as my granddaddy did. Sure, she may not actually be bailing hay or driving a truck, but being a lawyer and a politician is pretty much exactly the same:


March 4 is apparently as significant as the Battle of San Jacinto. And Mike Huckabee is Jim Travis. Except for the dying-at-the-Alamo part: