Lessons Learned

A few lessons my boys learned yesterday:

1. Light sabers and unprotected groins do not a happy camper make.

2. There is only so far you can push a mother with a raging headache before she snaps like a brittle rubber band.

3. Never tickle Starshine when he has a full bladder. Especially if he's sitting on you.

And the most important lesson of all (illustrated with much dramatic screaming by Starshine himself):

4. Do not take an atomic fireball repeatedly out of your mouth and then wipe your eyes with those same, cinnamon-coated fingers.