DM 'holds off' on distributing gas masks he doesn't have

Defense Minister Ehud Barach (Ehud Fled) has decided once again not to distribute gas masks to the Israeli public at this time out of 'fear that it would provoke Syria to go to war.' Syria has a large supply of biological and chemical weapons, mainly sarin (a nerve gas) and mustard gas, and it is in the process of weaponizing VX (a very powerful toxic nerve agent). Of course, those of you who are