Assad threatens to set the entire region on fire

Chinless ophthalmologist Bashar al-Assad, with whom defenseless 'defense minister' Amir Comrade Peretz (whose name will never be forgotten by Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah) wants to open negotiations, threatened UN Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon last week that he would "set the region on fire, from the Caspian to the Mediterranean." For once, Assad was not making threats over Israel: The focus of the