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Okay, so I've been on hold with Symantec Tech Support for 40 minutes now, and while waiting, I've taken Kirstin up on her suggestion to look up the Wikipedia entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. Oh, my, goodness, you must read this! Political intrigue! The Jordanians refusing to acknowledge the Israelis won in 1978! Launching the careers of such musical nightmares as ABBA and Celine Dion! Total domination by the Irish! Thanks, Kir!

If, unlike me, your life is productive today because you aren't waiting for hours on end for someone in Bangalore to resolve your virus protection problem, you could just enjoy my favorite Eurovision entry, "No, No, Never" by Germany's Texas Lightning:

I hate being left on hold.