hurry, property prices shooting up!

Boomtown Charlie, Property prices on the rise

Everyone in the business is using his loud hailer shouting that property prices are shooting to the sky. Quick, quick, go out and grab one before it is too late.

My rich neighbour already bought 4 properties, one for son, one for daughter and two for suckers.

Where are the suckers coming from? Most heartlanders have one or two children who would