Moroccan Embassy: few treats, dirty tricks

Every Halloween Georgetown students go trick-or-treating at Washington's embassies. Disappointingly, the diplomats hand out Tootsie Rolls, instead of going for traditional diplomatic gifts like graft or Mercedes. But whatever the Moroccans are giving out, I'm refusing it. That's where you come in.

I need to learn the Arabic equivalent or rough facsimile of "I refuse your candy. Free the Western Sahara." If you know Arabic, send it to me, either by posting a phonetic transliteration on my comments, sending me a drawing in MS Paint, or even making an Artpad with the Arabic. You'll get props, Morocco will look silly and stop giving out Smarties altogether, and we'll score one for a referendum.