work a forty-hour week for a livin' just to send it on down the line

Oh. My. Gosh. Bomar's out. (And not in the Lance Bass sense.) Dave Campbell's picked OU to win the conference. Can Paul Thompson go back to QB and have what it takes? We don't have a quarterback. Does Tech or A&M (shudder) take the Big XII South?

Enough speculation, time to gloat. See, Texas boys, it never pays to defect to that horrible place to the north. How dumb do you have to be? If you're going to ride the booster-supported gravy train to NCAA sanctions, at least be sure you're getting more than $18k out of it. And if you're going to do something against the rules, keep it personal, instead of doing something that could ruin it for your team for the forseeable future. Dallas won't be nearly as much fun if nothing's at stake.

The season opener is one month from today!