Seven things I can’t do:
- snap my fingers
- change the oil in my car
- make red velvet cake like my sister can
- drive a stick shift
- speak Spanish
- understand why anyone cares about Paris Hilton
- appear again on the Price is Right
Seven things I can do:
- throw a great Derby Day party
- make really good cheese grits souffle
- stay awake while reading academic journals
- navigate unfamiliar subway systems
- talk swahili
- judge a cd by the first track
- stop drinking caffeine
Seven things I want to do before I die:
- attend a national championship football game
- bungee jump off the Victoria Falls Bridge
- dance on the Great Wall of China
- hear Doc Watson play "Columbus Stockade Blues"
- paddle Devil's River
- see Stonewall Jackson's arm's grave
- two-step at Bob Wills Day in Turkey (Texas)
The Seven dwarves are (google is cheating!):
- Dopey
- Happy
- Grumpy
- Sleepy
- Doc
- Lazy?
- Chirpy
Seven things I say most often:
- unbelievable
- it's a long story
- please use formal language for a college-level paper
- not that kind of Baptist
- please stand to the right
- you didn't get an "a" because this isn't an "a"-level paper
- I'm done.
Seven movies I love:
- High Fidelity
- Say Anything
- Dr. Strangelove
- Much Ado About Nothing
- The Muppets Take Manhattan
- Raising Arizona
- Bottle Rocket
- Emily
- Ayesha
- Jess
- Kirstin
- Angela
- The College Mom
- Melissa