How to recover Gilad Shalit alive

Israel is preparing to invade the Gaza Strip this morning and 'moderate Palestinian President' Mahmoud Abbas Abu Mazen is in a panic. Abu Mazen has ordered his security forces to find Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit. In a particularly tense meeting, he has warned 'Palestinian Prime Minister' Ismail Haniyeh that Haniyeh will be targeted by Israel if any harm comes to Shalit. The 'Palestinian'