1) Gauchos as a fashion statement for those who are not ranchers in South America.2) Multivariate Analysis.
3) How gay marriage will lead to the collapse of Western Civilization
4) Why anyone would want a hoodie for their iPod.
5) How my dissertation proposal can simultaneously be "almost ready to defend" (what Committee Member A said) and "a completely unorganized disaster" (nicer than what Committee Member C actually said).